HTML WHAT?

Okay, I started putting this blog thingy together from yesterday and like a lot of other newbie bloggers, I wanna have it customized to look uber-wicked. But in order to get this thing to look how I want it, I have to KNOW HTML. Have you ever actually looked into what HTML is? I mean LOOK AT IT?


It's like some kind of stupid alien language in english.
I "accidentally" took Trigonometry in high school and that didn't look as confusing as this crap. And I clearly understand that this egghead mess is the backbone of all the sites you surf online, but if you have the patience to learn this, then you should be working for the Chinese space program or build cyborg ninjas or something.

Lista!