Thunderstorm

I was jamming on my computer last night going over this stupid blog and noticed that it got real dark in my room. It was around 8 in the evening so I know there should a bit of twilight, but I mean it got DARK...like 4 in the morning dark. I glanced outside to see the a wicked dark cloud just slowly creeping over the city. It was like that movie Independence Day when the alien ship just peeked from the clouds over New York.


Yeah, kinda like that but with a little more HOLY S#!* in my reaction.
So I'm staring at this unholy sky wondering if this was the last day on earth, because if it was, then my client in ATL would've gotten off scott free for not paying me yet. The view I had was amazing because even though I was on the 7th floor, it was still one of the tallest buildings in my community among a lot of houses and I can see for miles ahead. I looked at this slow menacing cloud and noticed a small section of the cloud was swirling pretty fast as if it was trying to form a tornado. DAMN! I thought. I just got this blog site running and now this tornado is gonna rip my building to rubbles. However it started to rain hard as if Noah was scheduled to launch his ark that evening and that wind was blowing something fierce. I'm seeing crap fly past me like...well, nothing really, but I was looking out for flying stray cats and squirrels. Then it happened.


Freakin' lightning just came out of nowhere and everywhere. Setting off car alarms, cutting the lights in and out and scaring nuns out of their granny panties. With all that lightning flashing around I was certain some poor bastard ended up twitching like a crack addict with a epileptic seizure. I had to call my boy in the east end of town and he ran to his balcony to see the devil cloud creeping his way. He was like "HOLY S#%&, IT'S LIKE THAT CLOUD FROM GHOSTBUSTERS!" I'm sure y'all seen many many thunderstorms and you're probably thinking that I just wasted my time writing about this one. And maybe you're right. But this one was one for the books for me because we didn't had any real weather all June or July in Toronto and all of a sudden this storm showed up like Johnny Come Lately and kicked our city in the balls...metaphorically of course.

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