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Tuesday, September 29

Dear "geniuses" at Capcom

I just seen the trailer of the opening to the new addition of the timeless franchise, SUPER STREET FIGHTER 4. and I have to ask...are you freakin' kidding me? If you wanna make an interesting kick ass Street Fighter opening how about USING OTHER STREET FIGHTERS? I seen enough of Ken and Ryu knocking each other around like Stooges for the past 20 years and WE GET IT, They are equally good and equally matched. We don't give a crap anymore.

Lemme see the other fighters in action. Do animations of Alex shoving his army boot up Charlie's ass. Or that Asian skateboard kid getting his snotbox rocked by Dudley. Or Chun Li, Elena and Cammy making out with DeeJay.

whitest lookin' nigga I ever seen.

Rivalries this long only belong in sports, not in some rainy open field at night in Japan. I think it's only fair to give permission for EA Sports so they can have SICK opening intros like that in their NHL, NFL or NBA games. It would make perfect sense to see an opening animation of the Blackhawks trading some KILLER blows with the Vancouver Canucks in the parking lot all jacked up on some steroid/crack/gensing concoction before they take it on the ice. THAT would be cool.

"count the rings, sucka!"

And the next time you're going to put all that money in hiring futuristic Korean cyborg animators to create the trailer for a NEW Street Fighter game, do me a favor first, LET US SEE WHAT RYU'S FINISHING FIREBALL DOES TO KEN FOR A DAMN CHANGE.



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